Friday, October 06, 2006

men are hard to please

The problems with GUYS:

If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you argue with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are smarter than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's smarter than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't love him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you love him, he will try to LEAVE you. (very true huh?)

If you don't make love with him., he says you don't LOVE him;
If you do!! he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you scold him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he scolds you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you break your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;
If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you smoke, you are BAD girl;
If he smokes, he is GENTLEMENT.

If you do well in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does well, it's BRAINS.

If you hurt him, you are CRUEL;
If he hurts you, you are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

forwarded email from my brother. what a guy? yes a guy.


retiredpainter said...

hahaha.. yes true to some extent i.e. after his status-switch from friend to bf.

Sam said...

Run away. Muahahaha.

chaiyen said...

yes, run away... when you have nothing to say.

well guys nowadays are very tao, they are like that even before their status change.

Anonymous said...

Uhh.....there's def a list that deals with women :-P *rummages*

chaiyen said...

yes i had seen many list that deals with women. we always admit it but this is the first time i see a list for guys. it took us quite a while to figure that out.

blurred esh said...

and they say girls are complicated.. clearly they've not seen this list before.. hahaha!


Jon Ng said...

wah....ganas!! It's like anti-men campaign! Hahahaha..