hahahahaah

laugh till i can't hold my camera properly


a compilation of quanwei's jokes/ best of best

day 1

qw: when the locals say to us 'sawade ka'. this is how you respond, look at my hand...


SAWADE KA!


day 2

cy: hey where do you get the eggs?
qw: oh you knock on the head of the chicken 3 times, the egg will come out.


btw this is my daily yummy breakfast


day 3

qw: wow the jap buffet last night was really feeling... if i eat more i will be like the merlion.




day 4

cy: eh why are you not eating egg this morning
qw: arghh, i ate the chicken last night


he ordered fried chicken expecting 2 pieces but he was served a whole chicken. and so there goes the chicken that provide eggs for our daily breakfast :)

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more
1. value air air stewardess: the total age for our crew on this flight is 232
the woman sitting next to me: what was that for? for us to buy 3D is it?

2. brazil vs japan game, after the first goal
cy: yeahhhh, japan put in a goal before brazil hahhhha
jerrine (brazilian fans): who is that kamade (translation: your mother!)


we found this big board on the street reminding us of the time of the upcoming game. isn't that cool?

3. cy: so what do my travel insurance cover? what if i lost my laptop? how much will they pay me back? can i lose it pls, i want to buy the new macbook.
alvin (who is also our insurance agent): i have a bad feeling selling the insurance to you

an agent feel intimidated for the first time :)

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what's new
1. cy: i want to go watch tiger show
i shall not mention who: eeeeeee..... why chaiyen do you know what they do? they open the can with their vagina... yuks.
cy: huh serious how do they do that?

2. steph: what are we playing? "asshole tai di" (cards game)?
cy: huh what is the different between asshole tai di and cho tai di? got such game?

3. alvin: when you go for bargain just say "pheng" (thai tanslation= so expensive, cantonese= so cheap)
cy: okie i get it, put a straight face and go "pheng" (thai) even though it is very "pheng" (cantonese) already

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a total of 12 of us in the trip. 5 were down with diarrhoea, fever and were vomitting. 2 fell sick with sore throat and fever.

the last five standing: quanwei, laifong, steph, weiling and i. we had la ji thong (rubbish bin) tummy. and yah i am the only one buying all kinds of food from the street. i am well trained from malaysia mamak, we eat next to the drain.

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and i am really sleepy now... staying awake to finish both my clients work till 6am this morning... zzz. see how long i can stand tonight.